Blog worthy quotes

I've had (except for realizing i'm finished until summer) a good couple of days. I'm taking things more lightly, not sweating the small stuff. Or the big stuff for that matter. The other day i walked into school at about 7:15. Tired and feeling beat up, i usually just relax until the bell rings. Well, lenny comes in. For those of you who dont know him i pity you, for those of you that do, get this one. He comes into the school with all his lax shit. Practice after school. He looks pretty loaded. There is a purse with some books laying on the table where he usually sits. I hear a "Who in the hells shit is this?". The girl comes over and says "Mine". This catches my attention. I turn to hear him say "Get it the fuck off my table". This alone was quite funny. She said "but they took our table". He says "Good, go get it back. This is ours". Girl - "No, we want to sit here". And then he says it. A quote that he is excellent for, and manages to make me cry in laughter every time he does it. "Bitch, i will Kick, Your, Ass." I dont know why, but lenny threatening a girl that is sitting at his table i just find hilarious. That one made my week. Tonight, i headed to work for yet another 8hours of sitting around talking to matt. Not too much fun, but bareable by all means. I over hear yet another conversation breaking me into laughter. Girl one "Yea tom and mary decided to have a baby. They're going to start trying soon". Guy one (without hesitating) "Cool, can we watch?". *Dies* Excellent. Two "make my week" quotes. Thats all i really planned on mentioning this time around. Catch you all later. -n00bit