Sights set on Perfection

Well, it’s that wonderful time of year again - summer. It’s when the gorgeous young ladies start stripping down to the bare essentials, and the guys that wear tap out shirts start hitting the tanning beds. For many, it’s a favorite time of year. What is there not to like? No school (for those of you with “real jobs” – you’re out of luck in this department), beautiful whether, and excellent vacationing opportunities. I’m personally a big fan of it. Life seems to get easier for these three months out of the year. For me, this year summer is especially anticipated because I will be making my way home from the lovely Iraq. But, while summer is filled with all these terrific aspects, there are also two DREADED words associated with it. There’s “beach”, and there’s “body”. When combined, more panic sets in then in a group of freshman during finals week. I have a guy that eats steroids three meals a day saying “AHH BENCH BENCH GO!” in one hand, and Niecy Nash saying “Big is beautiful” in the other (sorry Niecy, but I’ve ruled your vote out). So what IS the trick to lookin’ hot and that getting that lean physique everyone fights for? I figure might as well start this off with a topic I’m all too familiar with – Weight Loss.

As anyone that knows me already knows, I’ve fought an uphill battle with weight since I was…hmm…well, for a long time now. It’s no fun at all. And, I know I’m far from being the only one. Even some of the most attractive young ladies out there think they could stand to lose a few pounds. Every day, we, as Americans, see advertisements for magic pills or intense workouts that are “Guaranteed to work”. Trick is, anyone who is familiar with these advertisements is also familiar with that convenient phrase that always follows…what is it?…Ah yes - ”Individual experience (/results) may vary”. Amazingly fit people are seen and they give all credit to a certain program. What you don’t see, however, is the ridiculous amount of diet and exercise that they do ON TOP of the promoted product. Nothing in life comes easy – Why do so many think that weight loss would be any different? When I joined the army, I became obsessed with physical fitness and trying to get in the best shape possible. I set out to find that one pill or the perfect diet that would make it all happen for me. I started by listening to what other people said and recommended. Later, I moved to such things as television commercials and magazine ads. There was so much out there to soak up – it made my head spin. I started just diving head first into everything, hoping that “this will be the one that does it”. That was a year a half ago, and I’m still nowhere near the standard human potential. I’ve been on diet pills/supplements (to name a few Xephendrene, N.O. Black, Hydroxycut, NanoVapor, Super Pump 250, Incredibulk) , tried starving myself, tried the “no carbs” diet, and…well, the list goes on and on (and on, and on). My result?, same guy at the end of the day (or months) that I was in the beginning of it. Now, I’m not saying these things don’t work on a temporary basis – sometimes they do. For example - If you don’t eat a single carb for the next 3 months, you’ll slim down. You’ll be tired all the time, cranky/miserable, and will gain weight faster than Ricky Martin would be booed off stage and beaten at a Harley Davidson convention the second you come within 3 feet of bread…But yea, you’ll slim down. Truth is, there are no secrets out there, and I hope that none of you are currently stuck in the process of looking for one (it’s disheartening, to say the least). Right after “Beach Body” on the “Two words that are hated” list lay the words “Diet” and “Exercise”. It’s the only good and lasting solution to Americas’ everlasting weight epidemic. Looking back at what I know now, even at the young age of only 21, I would have done a lot differently in the physical fitness department of my life to date. Now, I’m not going to sit here and start preaching of what exercises one needs to do, and what diet road to take – I’d be just another magazine advertisement. However, if anyone would like any tips or recommendations, it’s pretty much all I’ve done for the past year, and I’d be happy to help. For you supplement junkies, if any of you are snorting a line of a magic supplement dust right now, by all means, don’t let me stop you. Much luck, and make sure you say “I’m sorry” to your heart before bed tonight. Bottom line, for those select people looking for the weight to fall off tonight, so that you can be good to go for tomorrow…I’m sorry for bringing the terrible news. Sadly, in order to have a “Beach Body” for this summer; you should have started right around Halloween. Good news is, summer will also be here next year, and it’s not too late for that. Skip the pills and the crash dieting, and get started on a healthier lifestyle. I promise you’ll be welcoming the benefits in due time.

I realize that the majority of this post is aimed towards looking good for others – hence the “Beach Body” jokes. Fact is, Beach Body is just my way of saying “In shape”. My interests in exercise began to make myself more confident, and for health reasons. Of course, as people, we’re inclined to want to look good when compared to others…Its how we are - a whole ‘nother post. I do it for me, and I hope that everyone is doing it for themselves as well.

So, to wrap things up, for many of you, being as how we are currently in our prime, this isn’t an issue. Be thankful, and take as much time as you can. One day, it probably will be - But here’s to hoping it isn’t. I wish everyone the best, and I hope that everybody has a truly amazing and enjoyable summer. I’m off to go relax and daydream about naked girls and beer (a normal Saturday night). If anyone is looking for a vacationing hotspot – Don’t pick Iraq. For now, this is a Farewell. Take care everyone. – n00bit

Coming Out of Retirement

Years ago, I wrote down many of my thoughts and feelings on this very site. I've been reminded of this blog by several over the years, but could never really find the motivation to restart it. I became a "Pen&Paper" guy so that things could become a little more personal. I do, however, like the idea of keeping my old blog going. Its been inactive for around 4 years now (seems like a lifetime). This time, though, I'm going to keep the posts about thing that everyone can think about. No more "OMG I HATE homework!" or "That pretty girl gave me butterflies" type of shit...I've aged, and therefore matured. I hope that many readers can find this enjoyable - If nothing else, I know I will. Note - Even 4 years later, my grammer/english/spelling isnt perfect. After reading several of my old posts, I realized a very important fact. Childhood - Adolesence is a bitch. It's not hard, but clearly it feels like hell while you're going through it. As much as I thought I loved it, I guess I'm glad it's in the past. This post is the first of many. I hope any who read this enjoy it. Any feedback or topics you want me to hit, feel free to comment away. Take care all, for now, a Farewell. - nubit

Still Kickin

I hate how much time I allow to go inbetween updates anymore. Its dissapointing, but for anyone thats reading, I'm doing my best. Life has continued to be a high speed adventure for me as it has for the past years. I quit my job at the bowling alley. Couldnt handle the GM any longer. Good news is I got another one. I'm now a full time cook at frischs. The job is intense and much more enduring than the old one, but I enjoy it. Never realized how fast paced a cooks job is. I'm making quite a bit more money tho, so I suppose its all worth it. Randi no longer lives in the long awaited sept 1st appartment plan. He left over a month ago. Me joe and Deneen now, soon to be just me and joe. Its a sad thing to watch such friendships as mine and randi's fall, But I guess it was bound to happen. I miss having the kid around sometimes, and i'm sure thats a feeling that will last for awhile yet to come. I can remember walking around the track with him at whitehall elementary school in 4th grade. We go way back, but apparently not too far forward. Still have my gurrl LP. As much as we fight and disagree...I couldnt imagine my life without her. She's still the last thing i think about before i go to sleep, and the first thing i think about when i wake up. Ok ok, the second thing i think about when i get up...the first being "...fuck...its already time to go back to work...". But still...She means a lot to me. I couldnt be any happier with the girl. Truly the sun in my sky. I love her. So as i leave this blog entry, I'll end with a much to familier ending. Joe's like the brother i never had, And I'm in love with Liz. The two people that seem to be the only two people i can hold consistently in my life. This, for now and hopefully not long is a goodbye. Farewell - n00bit. <3U

Its Been awhile

Well, here I am again. Its been a few months since the last update. Life has been crazy and its been hard to get around to doing an update. As most of you know, I actually graduated high school. Barely...But, I did. Whether you win by an inch or a mile, you still win. I've been doing a lot of thinking about high school in these past few months. Thinking about the faces I know I will never again see. The jokes that flew, the crowds, the teachers, the all round pain in the ass. But I've also thought about what I got from highschool. I've realized that highschool wasnt about the books, wasnt about the late nights doing homework, or about the ever so feared report card. It was the real foundation for most peoples personality. It was about becoming a person that will soon be let out into the "Real World". So as much as I always thought highschool was a waste for me because of the shitty grades i got and lack of success i earned...It really did quite a number on me. I've become my own unique person, much like all of my peers. It was all about creating a shape, a way of life, for people to learn and follow. Every person I met in highschool had some type of affect on me. And without highschool, i wouldnt have met any of these fine people that i learned to know. Now I am what i am because of it, and i like it. Highschool worked for me, and I hope other people feel the same way. Now, as many of my peers plan on going all over the country to attend college and i stay here, I know it was all meant to be. The path i took in highschool made me a person not meant for college. I'll miss those that leave, but will go on meeting new people hopefully to continue the basic idea of highschool. Just outside of the actual school. The rest of these few adolesence years i have left will all be just a few more years of "High School". Going around, meeting new people and shaping my life even further to become the ideal adult. We're all on our way to becoming that, and now that the first 12 years of schooling are all done, we're just that much closer to becoming what we will be for the rest of our lives. I moved out of my mothers house when i was 17. Didnt have to wait til my 18th birthday. I think it was the best decision i ever made for several reasons. It helped me become much more mature very quickly. Theres a lot on my plate now. I'm alone, and independent. I appriciate a lot more. A free meal didnt mean much to me a year ago. Now?...It really helps. Money is precious, but not for little things anymore. Remember saving up every penny you got just for that new REALLY COOL video game? Now, I save half of my 40 hour work week paycheck for Rent, Food, Cell Phone, Electric, and Cable bills. Life isnt a fun ride, but i'm living it. And, making it. I'm living with Mr. Alderson currently, and will be moving out on sept. 1st with Joe and Randi. I'll be there for a year. Then, its nothing but question marks. I remember being 10, and having the next 8-12 years allllll planned out. Nice and easy. Now, I cant even see a year in the future. Its definately a nervous feeling, but i Like it. In conclusion, i just wanna take this opportunity to say thanks to the class of 06' for keeping me entertained and making me who i am today. It was quite a good 10 years. Good luck to all those continuing their schooling, I wish you luck, and In some cases, you will be missed. Now, as always. Farewell - n00bit. <3U

Another good night gone shitty

One word?, Ugh. Tonight, i got to work about 15 mins late. worked for the full 8 hours with kenny which wasnt bad at all. A night full of jokes and a somewhat decent time. Usually is on tuesday nights working with kenny. But then, I came home. And who brought me home?, none other then my dear sweet mommy. O, how i love her company. Fight, as usual, when we got in the door. Love living here. So after that nice blowout, i Decide to call liz. That went well too, just as good as the convo with mother dearest. Luckily, Danko decided to IM me. Brought the night back a little for me. Yea, thats it, Done bitching. Now, for a personal experience i'm hoping some1 can explain to me. For work, i wear a bright neon yellow shirt that says "Princess and Village Lanes STAFF". Yet, tonight at work i was asked 3 times if i worked there. 3. Like?...Whats going on with the world. I know eyes go bad. I do understand this wearing eye glasses of my own. But damn. Nothing frustrates me more instantly. Some study my shirt as they ask. Old people, Sheesh. An Idea, Make this blog more about the modern world then just my basic life. I think it would make it far more interesting. Any Ideas for some topics...Comments section would be excellent to leave them in. I guess thats it for now. Farewell - n00bit <3U